Two floors, two distinct themes, two DJs, a sophisticated and elegant crowd, and a stellar reputation among Mayfair’s best exclusive clubs. That is what a night out at Cuckoo Club London packs for you and your group. This Cuckoo Club review discusses table prices, joining the guestlist, the Cuckoo menu, and more.
Cuckoo Club London Tables
A Cuckoo Club London table is by far the best way to enjoy a night at an exclusive club with a reputation like Cuckoo’s. With two floors and VIP sections on each floor, you’ll get to pick a table preference that matches your vibe.
The upper floor is known as ‘The Cosmos’. It’s where you want to be if you’re looking to party, dance, and do some casual socialising. Meanwhile, if you’re looking for a more intimate option, the lower floor – known as ‘The Garden’ – is a better option. You’ll still be able to party and dance, but it offers a softer vibe and darker atmosphere. Regardless of where your table is located, you’ll have access to both floors, so when picking a floor just focus on where you’d like to be based during the night.
Cuckoo Club London table prices start at £1,500 minimum spend for both floors. Meanwhile, Cuckoo Club VIP tables start at £2,000 minimum spend. We’ll confirm with you a minimum depending on your group size when you reach out to book a Cuckoo table. You’ll also be able to let us know if you have any questions.
Cuckoo Club London Guestlist
The Cuckoo Club London guestlist is a good option for ladies and even some mixed groups to party at Cuckoo Club. You can contact us to join the Cuckoo guestlist, but make sure to do so as early as you can because there’s a limited guestlist capacity.
The Cuckoo Club London guestlist gives you access to the venue, complimentary drinks, and a host to look after you in case you need anything.
Cuckoo Club London Dress Code
The Cuckoo Club London dress code is dress to impress.
For ladies, it’s mandatory to wear heels or evening boots with heels. Combine that with a dress or an elegant pair of smart trousers and a top, and you’ll be good to go.
For gentlemen, an elegant shirt, smart trousers, and dress shoes are always the best way to go. Sometimes clean and on-trend trainers are allowed for table clients.
Needless to say, anything too casual, like sportswear and beachwear is not allowed.
If you’re unsure about your outfit and the Cuckoo Club London dress code, let us know and we’ll confirm with you if it works. It’s always better to be safe than to risk ruining the night.
Cuckoo Club London Menu
The Cuckoo Club London menu is fully stocked with luxury liquor brands and a variety of bottle sizes. Exclusive to Cuckoo Club’s table clients, there are bottle shows available which you can order to your table. This includes your bottles brought to your table by Cuckoo’s bottle girls and accompanied by sparklers and bottle presenters. You can request a show when you order a minimum of two champagne or tequila bottles.
Cuckoo Club London Music
Cuckoo Club London plays hip-hop and open format on both floors. Nevertheless, you’ll have two DJs; one on each floor. This means you can always go between floors for a change of vibe whenever you feel like it.
Cuckoo Club London Address
The Cuckoo Club London address is Swallow St, London W1B 4EZ in Mayfair. Easily accessible, and easy to find, and the best part is that you can go for an elegant dinner or a couple of drinks in one of the award-winning bars or restaurants nearby before you go to the club.
Cuckoo Club London Opening Hours
The Cuckoo Club London opening days are Wednesdays, Fridays, and Saturdays.
The Cuckoo Club London opening hours are from 11:00 PM to 3:30 AM.
For a limited time during the year, Cuckoo Club brings back Cuckoo Thursdays where they play Reggaeton music on the lower floor.
Now that you know what to expect from Cuckoo Club London, let us know if you want to book a table, join the guestlist, or have any questions.
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